This is Emergency Program One. Rose, now listen, dis is blingin. If dis message be activated, then it can only mean one thang: our crazy-ass asses must be up in danger, n’ I mean fatal. I be dead, and bout ta die any second wit no chizzle of escape. But thatz aiiight. I hope itz a phat dirtnap. But I promised ta look afta you, n’ thatz what tha fuck I be bustin. And I bet yo ass is fussin n’ beatboxin now, typical yo, but hold on, n’ just listen a funky-ass bit mo’. Put yo muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel this, muthafucka! Da TARDIS can never return fo’ mah dirty ass. Emergency Program One means dat we’re facin a enemy dat should never git they handz on dis machine. So dis is what tha fuck you should do: let tha TARDIS die. Just let dis oldschool box gather dust. No one can open it, no one will even know itz there. Just let it become a strange lil muthafuckin thang standin on a street corner. And over tha years, tha ghetto will move on, n’ tha box is ghon be buried. Y’all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! And if you wanna remember me, then you can do one thang. Thatz all, just one. Have a phat life. Do dat fo’ mah crazy ass Rose. Have a gangbangin’ dunkadelic life.