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Emergency Program One in Gizoogle Translator

lady-britain:

This is Emergency Program One.  Rose, now listen, dis is blingin.  If dis message be activated, then it can only mean one thang: our crazy-ass asses must be up in danger, n’ I mean fatal.  I be dead, and bout ta die any second wit no chizzle of escape.  But thatz aiiight.  I hope itz a phat dirtnap.  But I promised ta look afta you, n’ thatz what tha fuck I be bustin.  And I bet yo ass is fussin n’ beatboxin now, typical yo, but hold on, n’ just listen a funky-ass bit mo’. Put yo muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel this, muthafucka! Da TARDIS can never return fo’ mah dirty ass.  Emergency Program One means dat we’re facin a enemy dat should never git they handz on dis machine.  So dis is what tha fuck you should do: let tha TARDIS die.  Just let dis oldschool box gather dust.  No one can open it, no one will even know itz there.  Just let it become a strange lil muthafuckin thang standin on a street corner.  And over tha years, tha ghetto will move on, n’ tha box is ghon be buried. Y’all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!  And if you wanna remember me, then you can do one thang.  Thatz all, just one.  Have a phat life.  Do dat fo’ mah crazy ass Rose.  Have a gangbangin’ dunkadelic life.

donnanobilis:

sometimes i think what if nine and donna

nothing would ever get done omg

Ninth Doctor Headcanon

kamayami:

tardisburb:

When the Ninth Doctor first asked Rose to travel through time with him and refused, the Doctor accepted that and moved on. He traveled through space and time, saving the universe, all lonely for years thinking “I wish Rose could have been here.” Eventually, he goes back to a few seconds after he left Rose and says “By the way, did I mention it also travels in time?”

Rose never knew how long the Doctor waited for her.

WHY WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

(Source: twoukofukawa)

Reblog if you actually love the 9th doctor and I will follow you (through time and space)

(Source: thiswaytotheministry)